The 5 Pillars of Muselim

1 Swear an oath that Matt, Chris, and Dom are the Gods almighty, and B.boy (or CoklatPutih in that forum) is their prophet
2 Listen to Muse song at least 5 times a day (at Dawn, Midday, 15.00, dusk, and Midnight)
3 Fast from sunrise till sunset every year for 1 month. (at the holy month when the "face on mars" in Cydonia, face the City of Delusion)
4 Feed and give money to the other poor Muselims, or a new member of the religion.
5 (if possible) make a secret pilgrimage to Matt, Chris, and Dom's house. (go around Matt's house 7 times, make a camp at Chris's house, then throw stones at 3 of Dom's neighbors.)

Should the fifth pillar not be to make a pilgrimage to one Muse gig a year?

That would make more sense!

Yea, but does any religion make sense?

Aah, I see where you're coming from.

Fair enough.