On the first day Matt, the God of mind blowing guitar riffs created the guitar.
to give the guitar a voice to speak he created music, but for that he needed the help of Chris the God of all bass lines and Dom the God of drums and cymbals.
On the second day, Chris the God of Onstage Cool invented hair straighteners, Pedro Moustaches and stripey ties.
He also invented drumkits, for chucking Matt the God of Small Throwing Things into, and for Dom the God of Onstage Injuries to hide behind.
They then went to show off there creation of music at what the 'people' call a 'bands night' and the 'people' liked this creation and gave them what is known in the trade as '1st place'.
But then because Matt's also the God of Fast Talking. He start to stutter uncontrollably at the 'award speech' and so His saliva's spluttering all over the cosmos, creating the Universe and its contents. and Chris the God of excessive headbanging sweats so much during the bands night that he spreads his sweat all over this universe and creates rythm and the sense for headbanging!..that is the moment all the audience turns mad... And Matt the God of Being a Bit Thin did cause to grow a mighty tree, which bore a strange yellow fruit called a "Ba-na-na"
And lo he did taste the fruit and spit it out, whereupon Dom the God of Good Sense (Except Dress Sense) did show him how to peel it. And Matt the God of Being a Bit Thin was mightily pleased with the taste, and did stuff his face with "Ba-na-nas" for evermore.
that was the moment the colours were created. The ba-na-na needed to have a colour besides its shape for recognition....Dom the God for Colours sensed the urgency and created yellow.
So yellow is the first colour being created. Since then Dom the God for rainbow likes to wear yellow trousers...
Then Matt has a fight with a monkey over the ba-na-nas and Chris, the god of headbanging, headbutts the monkey who then concedes the ba-na-nas
And Dom the God for Colours (Except Dress Sense Again) did have to hide his yellow trousers, in case the heathen monkey horde tried to eat them instead of ba-na-nas.
And the Observers of Musey Outfits heaved a sigh of relief to see the end of yellow trouser wearing, only to be uplifted to the heavens with joy when Dom the God of Unusual Fashion began to wear the legendary robes of the Spider Man instead....
...although Matt the God of being afraid of spiders didn`t like the idea, Dom the God of Arachnologia started creating little spiders and spread them in hyperspace, cause he needed a proper story for his spider man dress up! But then . . because Matt's the God of Trashing and Other Histrionic Acts.
He started to crush all the spiders with his flashy guitar.
so when Dom the God of Spider Lovers saw it, He told Matt to "Sit the Fuck Down"
and matt obeyed in an awe. But he is also the god of hysterical laughters, so he started laughing hysterically and couldn`t stop. and that was the moment a handfull spiders escaped and settled down on earth and are the ancestors of the spiders today.
While all this was going on, Chris the God of Fertility begat three small versions of himself without hardly even trying. This is why he must keep himself so much away from the public eye, for if he was to even look upon the devoted hordes of Chris-lovin' musettes we would all become instantly pregnant with lively headbanging babies.
In fact it would also happen to non Chris fans, even the men. For this reason Matt and Dom try not to catch his eye, and hide their girlfriends from him.
And because Matt and Dom can't see Chris in the eye, they start to look at each other instead . . . arising the "OMG-Matt-and-Dom-Fancies-Each-Other" Cult.
And Matt the God of Universal Pondering pronounced that aliens were amongst the faithful, whereupon Dom told him to "sit the fuck down" again, but not before the whole thing became gospel to the Music Press and everyone had to pretend to agree in case Matt the God of Small Throwing Things threw himself off the edge of the world and down a Bliss Video Abyss to teach us a lesson. and he thought throwing himself would go best with red hair. putting things more dramatic..as Matt is the God of drama-queeness.
at the end he needed spiderdom to save him from infinite falling in the hyperspace and getting space dementia while probably destroying the supersymmetry of the strings.
So Matt called for Spiderdom's (a personification of Dom) help.
And Spiderdom came and rescued Him, but because He's wearing a spider costume, Matt became so scared and fainted.
while Dom somehow managed to capture matt during his fainting fall, superstring vibrations in the origin of symmetry produced a strange sound affected by Matts fall. Matt heard these angry vibrations in his subconscience. It was a continuation of these lines "you are the God of a shrinking universe"...
Damn, there was a fault in the equations for the big bang Matt, Dom and Chris made. The mass of the Dark matter was put to high... The vibration was very powerful, even Spiderdom's superstring can't stand it and break off. Sending Him and Matt to oblivion.
But, as Dom's trying to give Matt a last kiss, suddenly Chris and His pedro moustaches came to the rescue!! Chris the God of theoretical physics reset the big bang with the correct equations. One great bassline was missing in it.
and while Dom was trying to give Matt a last kiss, Matt just recollected himself in time to give Dom a slap. .... So Dom drops Matt to the floor and . . . of the dimensionless vastness of the oblivion. Dom feels so heartbroken. He sits down and cries. His tears somehow escape the oblivion and find their way into the normal space. they are no tears anymore, but meteorites. Nowadays known as the Leonides,you can watch in november.
The only inhabitans of the oblivion, the Anti-Fermions feel sorry for Dom and Matt because once you enter the oblivion there is no way out. the anti fermions call upon chris, the God of Onstage Cool to create a bassline more powerful than oblivion only to save matt and dom from the infernal? Matt and Dom are that gratefull that they put that bassline as a b-side called eternally missed due to the fact that was exactly going to happen to them in the oblivion. Since then the Anti-Fermions of the oblivion swing in the beat eternally missed creating off phase sinus waves. Then to pay homage to the day Chris saved them with that bass line, they decided to book a show at wembley stadium just so they could play that song amongst others of the great songs And so The Gods prepared for the great gig of Wembley. But suddenly They're attacked by a massive mob of chavs led by Amy Winehouse!!
Who thought that the boys need some rehabilitation
Those chavs came in their thousands, with their knives and guns and bling. But the three gods just sood in fron of these chavs. Matt with a smile on his face, Dom with yellow trousers and chris with, well, his head and as the chavs started their attack, Matt raised his hands and a UFO, full of possibly what could be matts family from his homeland of Mars appeared and zapped all the chavs. And all that was left of the chavs was their knives,guns and bling. There were even a few fake tits lying around.
After the happenings of the war with the chavs, people started to link Muse with space. Why else would a spaceship come down and aid Muse in their mighty battle. People then went on to link Muse to the planet Mars after they found a "Mars" chocolate bar wrapper that fell from the spaceship. Reports claim the language on the wrapper was Cydonian.
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Subject: The Actual Genesis 
Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:25 pm
) And so forevermore the disciples of Muse would try to recreate these sacred events, with varying degrees of success.